Bongs - Acrylic

Professor Bongo Answers your Questions.

He's completely lost IT!!

Email the Professor HERE! With all your bong problems, he can help. Ask any question you like, you may not like the answer but Prof. Bongo tells it as it is!

Dear Prof,

My bong is crap, I toke on it and nothing happens, the ganja doesn't light and i get no smoke out of it. Please help. GH in Batley UK

Dear GH,

Are you taking the piss? Its obvious that your bong is not airtight how do you hope to get shit faced if you're too shit faced to make a bong airtight? Biddly Biddly BONGO! (please ask me something sane!)

Dear Prof,

Have you ever had T.H.C? Mark (online)

Dear Mark,

I will answer this question with the same amount of depth, intelligence and insight have you have used to frame your question. Mind Your Own Business!! Biddly Biddly BONGO! (please ask me something difficult)

Dear Prof,

I recently purchased a V5 Rok-It from the gods that are Red-Eye. It is an awesome piece of kit except for one thing, i have lost the bowl and the lid hence the reason for my e-mail, i'm gutted!! Do you know of the Red-Eye e-mail address as it ain't on their web site, cheers. Danny (online)

Dear Danny,

You are in luck m'old china! Biddly, Biddly, it just so happens that Capt Red-Eye can be contacted on 01924 359122 during normal working hours. Tell him your situation and I am sure he will sort you out!!. Mention Prof Bongo, and tell him to Biddly, Biddly, BONGO! And if you weren't so smashed you would find the email address on the site, try looking harder stoner! just in case here it is .: enquiries@red-eye.co.uk :. The Prof.

Dear Prof,

I cleaned my RooR with nail polish remover, will that hurt the glass ? Kingheinz57 (online)

Dear Kingheinz57, (and I thought I was mad!)

Anyway you have cleaned your RooR piece with nail polish remover! Well did it work? I would presume it did Biddly Biddly, it should not hurt your RooR or any glass because after all it usually comes in a Glass bottle (duh!). However Biddly, Biddly, it may well take the decals off the front of the bong so be careful. Of course you could always buy Bong Cleaner for around £4-5.00 which would do the trick. I believe weedcity.com have some good quality bong cleaner on their site!. Thats it bye for now Biddly Biddly BONGO.

Dear Prof,

Is it possible to make a bong out of stuff around the house.If so how? Drew (online)

Dear Drew,

You are obviously suffering from short term memory loss! either that or you are so completely shedded you can't read this site that you posted your question too. The remedy for this is clear, go shove your head in a bucket of biddly biddly until you pass out. That way you save the genetic gene pool from being infected any further. Biddly Biddly BONGO! LOOK at the Bongs DIY section . (please ask me something sensible)